Day 3279 (Sunday) 31st May 2026

This is Saint-Raphaël

and these are the pointus (pointy boats) in Old Nice Port.

This superyacht was in the bay this morning and Huw found this article about it…

Orient Express Corinthian, Luxury Sailing Yacht 

Orient Express Corinthian

140 years after unveiling its first luxury trains, the legendary Orient Express embarks on an unprecedented new chapter: Orient Express Corinthian, the world’s largest sailing yacht. A revolution in maritime travel, this extraordinary vessel redraws the contours of adventure and elegance.

With only 54 exquisitely appointed suites, Orient Express Corinthian distills the heritage of Orient Express into a floating sanctuary of refinement. Each suite offering panoramic sea views, guests are invited to unique journeys through the Mediterranean's most enchanting locales. 

Length

220m (721ft)

Air Draft

100m (328 ft)

Number of Suites

54

Number of Guests

110

Accommodations

Aboard Orient Express Corinthian, every detail tells a story. Conceived as a floating palace, the yacht embodies the finest French craftsmanship, infused with influences from the world’s most inspiring cultures. From intricate glasswork to curated art collections, each space is designed for discovery, where elegance unfolds in quiet, effortless harmony.

Luxury here is more than an aesthetic, it is an experience. The soft glow of vintage-inspired lighting, the tactile beauty of handcrafted materials, the sculptural refinement of bespoke furnishings: every element reflects a devotion to the art of living well.  

Inside and out, the yacht surprises and delights, offering a constantly shifting tableau of beauty. Guests are invited into spaces that stir emotion and imagination, where timeless design meets cultural richness.  

More than a voyage, Orient Express Corinthian is an invitation to travel through both the physical and artistic world in style and comfort. 

Inspired by the legacy of Orient Express, Orient Express Corinthian reinterprets the elegance of French craftsmanship for a new era of maritime luxury. From bespoke interiors to meticulously curated cultural experiences, each voyage is a seamless fusion of artistry and exploration. 

More than a journey, it is a celebration of cultures, seen from an unparalleled vantage point: where heritage and modernity meet in perfect harmony. Every detail is infused with the spirit of discovery, offering guests a timeless connection to the past and present of French excellence. 

An ode to Orient Express tradition of wonder and refinement, the vessel embodies the grace of classic French aesthetics while embracing contemporary innovation. 

Every space, every material, every carefully placed detail tells a story, creating an atmosphere where history and design converge, ensuring an unforgettable voyage steeped in culture, elegance and the art of travel. 

Restaurants and Bars

Dining aboard the Corinthian is a celebration of the senses, curated by the visionary, multi-starred Michelin chef, Yannick Alléno.

From the rich, layered flavours of his signature sauces to innovative interpretations of classic dishes, each meal is an artistic creation. 
The culinary programme aboard is as diverse as it is exquisite, offering an array of options to satisfy every palate. 

With multiple restaurants, bars and lounges, embark on a gastronomic adventure that spans the globe while enjoying the finest ingredients and techniques. 

From casual poolside snacks to intimate fine dining experiences, every meal is a celebration of creativity and passion, ensuring that dining becomes one of the highlights of the journey.

Wellness

Aboard Orient Express Corinthian, the sea is your constant companion, offering a rare sense of space, freedom and tranquility. Here, time slows down, allowing you to reconnect with yourself in an exceptional setting designed for absolute well-being. 
Whether at sunrise or sunset, in motion or at rest, every moment is an invitation to unwind.  

Stay active in a fitness or yoga studio overlooking the endless horizon. Dive into adventure with water sports from the marina. Indulge in serenity at Le SPA, where exclusive treatments restore body and mind. Between the leisure pool and the exceptional swimming pools, every space is designed to rejuvenate, recharge, and renew.

Entertainment 

Maxime D'Angeac

At the helm of the creation of the Orient Express as Architect and Creative Director, Maxime D’Angeac directs each project with fervour and passion for thirty years. In his quest for the sublime, he favours purity, detail, the quality of planned and perfect light, and establishes the generics of his projects according to the know-how and talents of the craftsmen.

Mediterranean Charms Corsica and Rome

3 nights €17, 700. 

Riviera to Roman shores, Portofino, Corsica and the Eternal city

4 nights €23,600

Sicily and the Amalfi coast

3 nights €17, 700

As promised yesterday here are the rest of the French insults…

15. Ta gueule

Literally “shut your mouth,” this insult is a very rude way to say “shut up.” It’s aggressive and confrontational, so use it sparingly and only in heated arguments with someone you know well enough to ask for forgiveness.

16. Fils de pute

This translates to “son of a bitch” and is as offensive in French as it is in English. It’s vulgar and deeply insulting, so it’s best avoided unless you’re in a heated exchange and willing to face the fallout.

17. Peau de zob

A uniquely French insult, this phrase translates to “penis skin” and is used to describe someone as completely useless or pathetic. It’s both vulgar and niche, so avoid using it unless you’re fully comfortable with the language and the audience.

18. Roi des cons

This insult, which means “king of idiots,” is a colourful way to call someone the ultimate fool. It’s sharp, sarcastic, and works best when someone’s actions are truly deserving of the title. While it’s not the most vulgar, it’s still insulting, so reserve it for close friends or heated banter.

19. Trou de ballet

Literally translating to “bullet hole,” this insult is a vulgar way of calling someone an “arsehole.” It’s crude and direct, so it’s best saved for situations where you’re truly angry. Definitely avoid this one in polite company—it's far from sophisticated.

20. Casse-couille

This colourful phrase means “ball-breaker” or “a pain in the neck.” It’s perfect for describing someone who’s frustratingly annoying or who makes life unnecessarily difficult. While common in informal French, it’s still quite vulgar, so use it sparingly and only with people who can take a joke.

21. Tête de noeud

A rather creative insult, this phrase translates to “knot-head” but has an undertone of vulgarity, implying someone is both foolish and bothersome. It’s a biting insult that works well in heated arguments, but it's probably best avoided with strangers.

22. Crotte de chèvre

This insult translates to “goat turd” and is a playful way to mock someone. While it’s not overly harsh, it’s certainly not flattering. 

23. Un balai de chiotte

Meaning “toilet brush,” this insult paints a rather unpleasant picture, implying someone is dirty, useless, or gross. It’s crude and harsh, so tread carefully.

24. Va te faire cuire un œuf

This common French phrase literally means “go cook yourself an egg,” which is the equivalent of “get lost” or “buzz off.” It’s a humorous, light insult that’s perfect for telling someone to stop bothering you without being too aggressive. Safe for playful situations.

25. Je te chie dans le cou

This insult is as vulgar as it sounds—it translates to “I shit down your neck.” It’s incredibly offensive and aggressive (even though it originates from Full Metal Jacket), so you’ll rarely hear it in polite circles. Reserve this one for venting your anger privately, but it’s best avoided altogether in real conversation.

26. Moule à merde

Literally “mould of shit,” this insult describes someone as being absolutely worthless or pathetic. It’s graphic and crude, so it’s not one to use lightly. This insult belongs strictly to heated arguments or exaggerated banter among friends.

27. Sac à merde

Meaning “bag of shit,” this insult is equally vulgar and harsh, often aimed at someone you deeply dislike. It’s not playful or lighthearted, so don’t use it unless you’re ready for some serious fallout. 

28. Ta mère est tellement petite que sa tête pue des pieds

This insult takes the form of a “yo mama” joke and translates to “Your mom is so short, her head smells like feet.” While not the most vulgar, it’s still cheeky and insulting. While filled with beautiful French words, this is a light jab that works best in playful roasting sessions among friends.

29. Bête comme ses pieds

Literally “dumb as your feet,” this phrase is a mild but sharp insult for someone who’s being especially clueless. It’s less vulgar than many on this list and works well as a lighthearted way to call someone out on their stupidity.

30. Tu as le QI d'une huître

This creative phrase means “You have the IQ of an oyster.” It’s a witty, sarcastic insult that implies someone is completely brainless. While it’s less vulgar, it’s still quite insulting, so use it with friends who can appreciate the humour rather than take offense.

31. Con comme une valise sans poignée

This fun insult translates to “dumb as a suitcase without a handle.” It’s wonderfully sarcastic and paints a clear picture of someone who’s completely useless. It’s a witty insult that works best in informal situations, but be cautious; it’s still calling someone “dumb.”

32. Ne pas avoir la lumière à tous les étages

A subtle yet effective insult, this phrase means “not all the lights are on upstairs.” It’s a clever way to say someone isn’t very bright without being overly crude. Because of its figurative nature, it’s great for light teasing among friends.

33. Pompe à chiasse

This crude French insult translates to “diarrhea pump.” It’s vulgar and paints a gross mental image, making it one of the harsher insults on the list. Definitely avoid using it in polite company or French people you don't know too well, as it’s far from charming.

34. Va te faire foutre

This is the French equivalent of “Go f**k yourself.” It’s extremely direct, vulgar, and aggressive, so it should only be used in the most heated arguments—if at all. Save this one for learning purposes rather than real-world use.

35. Nique ta mère

One of the most offensive insults in the French language, this phrase translates to “F**k your mother.” It’s deeply vulgar and aggressive, often considered fighting words. Avoid this at all costs unless you’re ready for serious consequences.